I stubbed my toe and naturally I screamed “mOTHERFUCKER” and then my dad poked his head out of the livingroom and said “you rang?”
hats off for the ultimate dad joke
You must learn her.
You must know the reason why she is silent. You must trace her weakest spots. You must write to her. You must remind her that you are there. You must know how long it takes for her to give up. You must be there to hold her when she is about to.
You must love her because many have tried and failed. And she wants to know that she is worthy to be loved, that she is worthy to be kept.
And, this is how you keep her."
- Junot Diaz | This is How you Lose Her (via forever-and-alwayss)
I hate my favorite candy now
It was your favorite candy too
I no longer look forward to going to school
We still park next to each other
I don’t carry my phone around all the time anymore
You probably don’t even think of me
I listen to sad songs
You took my happiness
I started crying on prom night
It was supposed to be you, not him
I still have your sweatshirts
I still have your earrings
I still have your teddy bear
and you still have my heart.
the fact that people think in different accents really gets to me
if you were a poem
I’d fold you up and
carry you around in my pocket,
I’d kiss your opening lines
when no one is looking and
I’d read you out loud
to the man on the street
who says that the world is ending
and I’d read you silently
to myself when I
begin to agree with him